Slime and Cabbage

This one was a nightmare (At least it ended as one) but not at the place you'd probably think it was.

It started at home with my Nan, we had really gotten into slime. Making slime, playing with slime, trading slime, etc. basically anything to do with slime, we were on it. During this my Nan had found some slime group or website (It wasn't clear which) on the website she had met another person who was a slime maker, we were really excited about trading slime with her as she was an advanced slime maker.

We left to meet up with her but ended up at some random building where we listened to a speech by another lady who talked about how she was stalked by some guy. Once we left we realised we were being stalked by the guy! Thankfully Nan was able to get him off our tails with expert driving skills, but not before we got to here a wicked soundtrack that i can't quite remember the lyrics to, it something like 'I can't wait to bury her 6feet above the last one' I wish I remember how it went.

Once we got home I was talking to my Nan about something and she was playing with slime in a gingerbread man shaped bag, i looked at our cameras and saw my auntie park in front of our house. I heard her shout at my other Auntie to keep driving as she ran into our backyard. I told my Nan about how panicked she looked, but Nan was too occupied with the slime so I went out by myself.

As i stepped out into our backyard my heart ligitemitly dropped. I stared in pure un adultyered horror as my Aunty held up four peices of cabbage and started saying "bacon eggs bacon eggs bacon bacon eggs bacons eggs eggs.."

Then i woke up panicked.